she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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