I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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