There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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