I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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