I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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