I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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