Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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