Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
