Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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