im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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