grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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