I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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