Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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