so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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