Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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