last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you win again, gameday.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
