have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You made out with two different species that night
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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