3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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