Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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