Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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