He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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