just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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