He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
