I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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