Where did you get a picture of my penis
That's when you crack a 10am beer
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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