I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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