If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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