On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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