i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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