Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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