so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I need water and some morals
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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