Me too!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Come see our sink grown plant.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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