is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
