My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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