the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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