Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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