problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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