My brain says no but my pants say off.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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