it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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