Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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