3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Randomize
