I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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