Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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