there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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