dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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