I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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