Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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