I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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