It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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