They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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