OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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