My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
