Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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