they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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