My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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