We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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