She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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