I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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