We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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