toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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